I love my spammers and they love me, Tra-la ♪♫

When I’m feeling down and no one likes a post I’ve written well enough to comment, then I cheer myself right up by reading over the  constant comments I get from my faithful followers, …my spammers.  It’s true, they love me,….and in so many ways.

Here is a sampling once I peeked at what they were saying in this spam…

The encouraging

  • If most folks wrote about this issue with all the eloquence that you just did, Im confident persons would do a great deal more than just go through, theyd act.
  • Wonderful stuff the following. Please keep it up.

The effusive

  • Moving and powerful! Youve definitely obtained a way of reaching men and women that I havent observed really typically.
  • I just couldn’t resist and want to thank you for this magnificent post. I even wrote a blog post about it here.
  • Its awesome all of the time to view how folks can compose wonderful stuff about people topics! Thank you and I ve bookmarked you.

The unintelligible

  • A selfsame good post, i must enounce this is actually what we are here for, this forum definitely needs posters similar you.
  • Fill the forum with some good tips and information, i did pursue couple of your posts, they been relevant and good items were elaborated.

(This one is puzzling, but ends well)

  • I must articulate we should incessantly be fix to position in our best cognition to support people. Really appreciate your post.

My two favorites, the “direct” and the “surprised, but gratified”

  • Hello!
    purchase (my product)
  • I thought it was going to be some boring old post, but it really compensated for my time.

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So now, I love words, but have never been so tongue tied when having to write personal words on a greeting card. But, I’m taking an example from my spammers to say:

“Thank you to all my commenters. I’m delighted each time you do! You add info, make me laugh, make me think and even correct my mistakes (oops!). Most of all you share your thoughts and encouragement. Thank you!”

8 comments

  1. Donna -

    I find when I get a lot of comments on a post the spammers really kick into high gear…but my spam blocker is so good I only see a few…

  2. Sue Langley -

    These are the ones from today that I glanced at this morning. What I find amusing is the wording……for a few seconds,… before deleting permanently the spam that Akismet trashes.

  3. Desiree -

    Sue, this is hilarious and I thought spam would be rather unpleasant to read. This is very entertaining 🙂

    We had a breakdown in our system this week (modem decided to DIE!) and so were off-line for a couple of days until our son was able to assist my husband. I’m trying to catch up on any posts I missed. It’s incredible how quickly one falls behind when unable to access the internet daily!

    Hope you have a lovely weekend 🙂

    Hugs,

    Des xoxo

  4. Sue Langley -

    Just a joke, Kerry, and a thank you! I do get spam on wordpress and when I took a look at it, it just struck me funny…my humor is odd, I guess!

  5. James (Lost in the Landscape) -

    If it weren’t for Akismet blog comments would be totally unreadable with all the spam wouldn’t it? One category that I do not enjoy are the insulting spammers. They startle me and get my attention, but really, is anyone going to follow their link to buy their product?

    (And a gorgeous poppy “butterfly” by the way!)

  6. Sue Langley -

    Really, who thinks up the stuff they “comment”. Lost in translation, I think.
    That poppy was an interesting find in the garden one morning and makes a nice ‘logo’ and avatar. 🙂

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